Why aren't you a Trump supporter?

I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane

I understand how hurricane paths work

I actually pay taxes

Gold Climbs as Rising Geopolitical and Trade Tensions Aid Havens - Bloomberg.com

If someone works for me, I actually pay them

Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:

I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink

What do you think of Obito Uchiha?

I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality

I have complete contempt for fakery

I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”

Are you offended if Democrats call Republicans "weird"?

I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity

I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write

I don’t cotton to rapists

Finance leaders fear destructive U.S. debt scenario - Axios

I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”

I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet

I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes

Why Passing on Palantir Technologies Stock (PLTR) is a Big Mistake - Yahoo Finance

I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”

I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee

A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y

Long, dark 'streaks' spotted on Mars aren't what scientists thought - Live Science

I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”

I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t

I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”

Do you think cheating is that bad?

I have a reading level above third grade

I don’t buy bullshit

I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”

Discovery of 100-million-year-old dinosaur eggs reveals life in Jurassic America - Earth.com

I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions

I can read

I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”

How do you identify a woman player?

It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter

I have complete contempt for traitorism

I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight

ABC News anchor David Muir reveals how he feels about his 'Daddy' status - Entertainment Weekly

EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that

I see through liars

I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones

Chairman Comer Subpoenas Dr. O’Connor Over Cover-Up Of Biden’s Mental Decline - United States House Committee on Oversight and Accountability - (.gov)

I know who the president of Turkey really is

I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”

I took the same Oath and took it seriously

If everyone hates censorship so much, why do those “censorship-free” alternative social media sites always fail?

When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP

I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened

I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t

What story do you have involving a public restroom?

I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light

I can count

Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?

Can they start feeding only one meal to prisoners on death row or those doing a life sentence? Because only then will it be real punishment. If they want extra food they can work or pay from their own pocket.

I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is

I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP

I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t

I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard

I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”

It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms

I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.

I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”

I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup

I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes

I have an acute aversion to scumbags

When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability

authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday

Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.

I don’t watch or listen to advertising

I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center